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  1. Beer Baron

    Her daughter’s name is Leukemia?!?

  2. “I adopted her when adopting black kids was all the rage and now I can’t get rid of her”

    • Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?

      Jillian made two mistakes: She turned her back too soon, and forgot her taser. I hope those are lessons learned, Jillian.

  3. “Come on! Where are all the fucking sharks?”

  4. I guess when you don’t birth them you feel less inclined to give them decent names…

  5. To All Women:
    You don’t look nearly as good in a fedora as you think you do.
    Sincerely,
    All Men

  6. She’s a lezzie!

    She’s probably into some hardcore BDSM shit if she treats her women like she treats her workouts

  7. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    “MOMMA, IT BURRRRRRNS!”

  8. proud graduate of the January Jones School of Mothering

  9. What kind of name is Lukensia? Sounds like a disease you get if Jenny McCarthy is your mother.

  10. Odbarc

    Only eight years old and already raping white women like a thirty year old.

  11. Awesome career, openly gay (unlike half of Hollywood), and spending quality time with her child,, whose biological parents were killed in an earthquake. What a horrible person!

  12. Hey George, Watch Out!

    Common, Jillian. Are you REALLY surprised that kid is afraid of water?

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