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  1. “Woman of the Year”? Maybe. “Glamour”? Not a chance.

  2. Facelift = $35,000
    Quilt Dress = $495
    Dental Whitening = Fuck it

    For everything else, there’s an ambitious intern.

  3. Shea Vertwat

    Hopefully she’ll brush her teeth before the Iowa caucuses.

  4. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    And just then, the acid kicked in…

  5. Johnny P!

    I think it’s awesome that Glamour is doing an issue based on the fashions of the 1850s.

  6. ” Bring me another child I must live for another century! “

  7. Hugh G. Rection

    Did Bill just get a rusty trombone?

  8. Hillary Clinton and “Glamour” go together like Hillary Clinton and “Glamour”.

    Sorry, there’s just no better analogy.

  9. Yeah, that’s right- you keep “Glamour” in quotes.

  10. lemon slime

    So…she weasels out of the Benghazi hearings, yet makes this dyke-a-thon…priorities yea

  11. “Hilary! You’ve been using Crest White Strips on one half of your mouth for two weeks. Can we see if there’s any difference?”

  12. Miley Cyrus, 2050.

  13. mileycyrusis a slut

    Madame Tussaud’s does really good work…she looks almost like the real Hillary, except without all the wrinkles and beady eyes..

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