“Woman of the Year”? Maybe. “Glamour”? Not a chance.
Facelift = $35,000
Quilt Dress = $495
Dental Whitening = Fuck it
For everything else, there’s an ambitious intern.
Hopefully she’ll brush her teeth before the Iowa caucuses.
Looks as if she has been brushing 2 of them.
And just then, the acid kicked in…
I think it’s awesome that Glamour is doing an issue based on the fashions of the 1850s.
” Bring me another child I must live for another century! “
Did Bill just get a rusty trombone?
Hillary Clinton and “Glamour” go together like Hillary Clinton and “Glamour”.
Sorry, there’s just no better analogy.
Yeah, that’s right- you keep “Glamour” in quotes.
So…she weasels out of the Benghazi hearings, yet makes this dyke-a-thon…priorities yea
“Hilary! You’ve been using Crest White Strips on one half of your mouth for two weeks. Can we see if there’s any difference?”
Miley Cyrus, 2050.
Madame Tussaud’s does really good work…she looks almost like the real Hillary, except without all the wrinkles and beady eyes..
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