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    Life’s tough when all you have to do is run around on beaches in bathing suits.

    • It drives me fucking nuts seeing so many beach shots of celebrities who never GET IN THE FUCKING WATER. Feet don’t count, you non-swimming fuckers. GAH!

  2. “If my penis was a finger and your vagina was on your shoulder, we’d be like totally doing it right now.”

  3. “If my finger was a penis and your vagina was on your shoulder, we’d be like totally doing it right now.”

  4. BR: Sorry about your butt, tee hee!
    BF: It’s ok. I know my role.

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