Life’s tough when all you have to do is run around on beaches in bathing suits.
It drives me fucking nuts seeing so many beach shots of celebrities who never GET IN THE FUCKING WATER. Feet don’t count, you non-swimming fuckers. GAH!
“If my penis was a finger and your vagina was on your shoulder, we’d be like totally doing it right now.”
Let me try that again.
“If my finger was a penis and your vagina was on your shoulder, we’d be like totally doing it right now.”
BR: Sorry about your butt, tee hee!
BF: It’s ok. I know my role.
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Bar Refaeli posted this pic to Instagram. (November 12, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN