superficial

  1. Guess he wants to see what Camilla smells like.

  2. 5 mins later, Vava died.

  3. Yes, you have survived 266 snake bites…. But have you ventured into Sausage Finger land? Don’t think so….

  4. “I say…….mmmm…..I say….indeed..”

  5. Eejut

    The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2

  6. More than 30 years after his rescue from the evil high priest Mola Ram, a grown and visibly shaken Vava, who suffers from post traumatic stress disorder, mistakes every white tourist as a returning Dr. Jones.

  7. Hugh G. Rection

    I guess that’s how they apologize for bad tech support?

  8. What not to do when you meet someone with bandaged, snake bitten fingers – grab their hand.

  9. pretty sure i would’ve switched professions after the 2nd snakebite.

  10. K-tron

    “Say old chap, might you consider entering my employ? Camilla does so hate snakes. They make her stamp and nicker most frightfully.”

  11. 266 times just in the hand? Imagine how many on times his cock got bit.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    Your Majesty, the stories I’ve heard are true! They smell like McMuffins.

  13. delirious with venom, Vava caressed and made out with the royal hand for a solid half hour.

  14. Minky Wail

    “It is called ‘soap’? It smells wonderful.”

  15. “I say old man, you don’t have to kiss my hand.”
    “I know, but I do have to clean my nose.”

  16. mileycyrusis a slut

    Wow, Jennifer finally found a way to make people notice something other than how big her breasts were….at least for now.

  17. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Bitten 266 times by a host of genetically lesser species, yet he handles his first ever Annunaki hybrid reptile with graceless ease. I guess practice helped make perfect.

  18. Maybe a new career would be an idea? Seems like he’s no terribly good at the one he has now.
    *applies to either in the picture.

  19. “Smell of horse anus”

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