1. “Yo Randy. You want in on this?”

  2. Hey Randy, what were you, Simon, Paula always talking about?

    I told those fudge packers I liked Michael Bolton’s music.


  3. Inner Retard

    She looks good.

  4. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    “Hey Randy, you wanna see me blow this bitch up after she washes my car?”

  5. George P Burdell

    “I adopted her when adopting black kids was all the rage and now I can’t get rid of her”

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    Best movie line ever is from Office Space, where a character named Michael Bolton, frustrated that people mention the singer to him, rejects a suggestion that he call himself Mike. “Why should I change my name, he’s the one who sucks”.

  7. donkeylicks

    Whats that you say? Michael Bay and Michael Bolton both suffer from multiple personality disorder and have yet to be seen together or simultaneously at two different locations. Hhmmm…

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