superficial

  1. Orange you glad to see me?

  2. beaver eater

    does my finger smell like shit?

  3. Sexy lady. I don’t know why she decided to make herself orange when she already has light brown skin, but whatever.

  4. yourmom

    You ought to know…. tanning beds are bad.

  5. K-tron

    When the female is fertile and ready to mate, she signals by increasing blood flow to her skin and inflating her chest pouch. Receptive alpha males will respond by letting out a booming call and performing a similar display. Inferior males will respond by calling the female a “slut”.

  6. Nice to see her taking a break from her Mathis Brothers gig as a leather sofa display.

  7. Some days I feel like Old Rip Van Winkle. Like I went to sleep and when I woke the the entire world was different, and I just don’t understand anything any more.

    At what point did we decide FUCKING ORANGE was a normal color for a human being??

  8. Did no one tell this person that Halloween was over, and the pumpkins should be thrown away?

  9. Bonky

    Damn, Snookie cleans up real nice.

  10. Heywood Jablomie

    Wachoo gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

  11. Adrienne Bailon? More like, Adrienne Balloon! AmIright, people?! Huh? HUH?! Ah, ferget it….

  12. ‘Dafuq, is she rusting?”

  13. Dox

    Somebody took “Orange is the new Black” way too seriously.

  14. Voice of Reisling

    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
    I’ve got an ugly photo for you.
    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
    If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
    What do you get when you spray on your tan?
    With Cheeto dust that comes out of a can?
    What are you at getting terribly orange?
    Will you end up doing porn?
    I don’t like the look of it.

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