Lena Dunham : Glamour :: Mid-Summer Porta-Potty Stench : Perfume
Never before has weed & rodent block landscaping fabric been put to such use.
Is that a mosquito net?
She’s dressed as Carnegie Hall.
There’s three words you don’t often see together: “Lena Dunham” and “glamour.”
Okay, you’re getting the idea. Black and shapeless is a good start, but next time, go for less transparency. And don’t forget the face.
-Gets invited to “Women of the Year” gala by other women praising her for “being herself”
-Gets destroyed by dozens of tabloids written by/for women ripping her apart on every level imaginable
And this is why they have a very long way to go before a woman is president.
Lena Dunham at the ‘Glamour’ Magazine Gala. Remember these words, as you will never seem them in the same sentence again.
Hayden Panettiere: “Quick the great white whale is entangled in the fishing nets. She might drown.”
All men: “How can we help. We brought some chains and weights to help her get back under water.”
Thought inside Lena’s head: If I stand pigeon-toed with my left foot turned in farther, I will look like one of those sexy swimsuit models.
Thought inside everyone else’s head: Oh God, why is she here, and why the hell is she standing like a horse?
Dress by the wrappers of all the Tootsie Rolls she ate this Halloween.
Our names are Hilary and Lena, Queens of Fugliness:
Look on our works, ye starving cover-models, and despair!
“I said I wanted Hollywood ugly, not real life ugly!!”
She was invited to make everybody else look good.
Pigeons are looking at those feet, going ” mmm, yeaahh”…
It got even worse when she sat down and started leaking through the little holes in the netting.
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