superficial

  1. Snooki's Taint

    How long until he insists upon being called Don Wahlberg?

  2. I assume you pay the photographers triple for ass shots of her, and thank you.

  3. She’s been making Greece look good since 1978.

  4. Inner Retard

    Don, you’re hugging her the wrong way. Lower… Lower… JACKPOT!

  5. K-tron

    “…so this is what it’s like to hold a woman who doesn’t have measles, mumps, and rubella. It’s nice.”

  6. donkeylicks

    “That’s great!… I mean my heart goes out to those who do… but, I’m just so gad to hear that you don’t have any autistic children.”

  7. Robb7

    Nice — and thank you.

  8. Jock Ewing

    She should contribute $100 euro to that sad sack, debt ridden, racist, slime hole of a country called greece. The ass crack of Europe.

  9. crb

    Technically, I think the ass-crack of Europe is either Naples or Istanbul, but otherwise Agreed.

  10. “Jenny really IS crazy! Please help me, or just kill me!”

  11. “Slowly, almost imperceptibly, his hands slipped downward, ever downward, as if pulled by an invisible magnet…”

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