superficial

  1. See guys? If you’re driving a car at least this expensive, you can go fuck yourselves.

  2. She is hot as hell, the only one of that clan that is worth keeping.

  3. See little girls?
    You too can work hard, get good grades, listen to your parents and…
    NEVER EVER reach the level of success of a scrawny sibling to woman who’s only feat is letting a guy pee on her and publishing it.

  4. lovethemyoung

    hot

  5. Cock Dr

    “Mom promised me this car if I just let her set up the cameras in my bedroom and bath.”

  6. Margaret

    Rental.On both counts.

  7. A meritocracy, this ain’t.

  8. JPC

    Remember, the rich are job creators. Lower this girl’s taxes!

  9. Inner Retard

    Thought it was Jessica Alba for a second.

  10. She’s got low mileage, but not as much trunk space as the older models. The car however, handles like a dream.

  11. Hugh G. Rection

    Mmmmmm, bacon!

  12. Somewhere, Michael Bay is getting a chubby.

  13. Bonky

    This is the front cover of the December edition of
    “Famous For Nothing” magazine.

  14. Even those topiary deer hate the Kardashians.

  15. Vivid Productions parked this car outside her 18th birthday party…the license plate says “DOIT”

  16. Kitty

    I wish I had a whore of a sister that would suck a guy off on camera so I could afford expensive clothes and cars.

  17. “because school is for losers you guys. I have all this & I’ve just barely started sucking dick & have yet to be peed on!”

  18. Robb7

    She’s ass wipe!

  19. “I told my parents I wanted this car in red and they got it for me in white…My life is so hard.”

  20. I have a white car, now all i need is a black dick.

  21. Mike

    I’ll be honest, she’s hotter than Kylie.

  22. Spleen

    * yawn *

  23. Big Dick Magee

    Suckin’ old man cocks for money pays off?

    Is that the theme?

  24. “S’cuse me kid, could you move? You’re in the way of that sweet car.”

  25. Dox

    Saving lives: 22k per year, requires college degree and significant dedication.

    Banging dudes on film, looking mildly attractive, and having zero talent in any other areas: Several million per year, requires a complete lack of morals and ethics.

    Sometimes America depresses the hell out of me.

  26. Seriously hot.
    Just wish that ho would move out of frame.

  27. Don Draper's Dad

    I was gonna yank it to this when I thought it was Ashley Greene. Once I saw who it was ….

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