1. USDA Prime McBeef

    just hop out of there, titty. you know you wanna.

    • Cock Dr

      Nope, the shy little thing was scared of the camera flashes.
      It was probably liberated in the limo.

  2. 1NDUN

    Judging by the apparent length of time and amount of effort it took to help her take a single step, my guess is there will be more than a mist of whiskey on the floor of the car.

  3. *sad trombone*

    No nipple for you.

  4. Hey look, a water-bottle…crap, I’m gay aren’t I?

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