1. Her fans don’t read.

  2. I’m ashamed that I know who she is, but I have a wife.

  3. sexyman48

    Not pictured: her Dalmatian coat.

  4. I can’t believe they cut her husband, Frankenstein, out of this photo.

  5. Her face is as annoying as Fran Drescher’s voice.

  6. “But I’m FAMOUS, I really am, I have a TV show and everything! LOVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

  7. Animal

    One of those rare 70-year-old-plus women I’d f**k.

  8. tlmck

    I’ve always found it ironic that fashion consultants are the most in need of a fashion consultant.

    • ChellaBella

      What is it in this picture that needs a makeover, exactly? The classic black blazer or the classic white blouse? The extremely current statement jewelry? Or the subdued ponytail? The metallic (and while I don’t really like, is also very fashionable now) nail polish?

      Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean they need a makeover.

      • KC

        She’s wearing WAY too much jewelry. Just pick the ring, the earrings, or ONE of the three(?) necklaces and stick with it.

      • I count at least five separate strands.

      • KC

        I think the skinny strands are all attached and technically one necklace. So that’s the skinny strands, the blue beads, the black things, and then the gold chain with the blue stones. Totaling at least seven loops around her neck. Although I assume there are a few that are too buried to see.

        And I changed my mind, those earrings should just be thrown away and never seen again. Or at least rip those giant prisms at the bottom off.

      • Billebuoy

        Her nail polish. Her dreaded hair color. Must we continue? Now get off this site if you’re going to defend these photos we live to peck apart, Chella.

      • Anastasia Beaverhausen

        I agree with KC. She’s over- and incorrectly- accessorized. It’s time to do away with the gray streak in the hair, the fuckin’ Bonnie Raitt, an dye it, already. We get it, London, you’re getting old. And speaking of that, never ever wear your hair in a ponytail again. Ever ever.

        Necklace does not compliment the neckline of the top. Necklace with giant earrings are bad. Lose the necklace. Earrings are fine, get a different ring and don’t you dare put on a different necklace…pull your hair out of that ponytail, whiten those teeth and done. Better.

      • hijkmno

        i kinda admire her for not fucking with herself…she won’t dye her hair (she’s had that grey streak since she was a teenager), she’s never gotten that nose taken care of and she most definitely could stand to have her teeth whitened.

        that being said…she looks like shit here.

      • ChellaBella

        I’ve spent enough years working in jewelry to say that I’d ditch the ring. The earrings aren’t for me but they are in style right now–and probably the same designer as the necklace (which is one necklace, not layers). The ponytail is meant to subdue the look–the statement is the jewelry. Her hair has had the grey streak for years and she doesn’t dye it. Good for her!

        And I don’t have to get off the site for offering a differing opinion. I don’t think she looks her best here by any means, but she looks fine and she doesn’t need a style makeover.

      • madashell

        Well, I happen to like her very much, but I’m with the haters on this outfit. It just doesn’t particularly flatter her and since that is her livelihood, she has to knock it out of the park every time. The earrings are too much with that necklace, the pony is dowdy and she looks the way she says no one is supposed to look–like she doesn’t care. And that bra ain’t doing her any favors.

      • tlmck

        I would say that, if she was going for Urban Transvestite, she nailed it.

    • Hay, tlmck, is that anything like when the Parking Enforcement vehicle is double-parked?

  9. cc

    She’s cornered the world supply of obsidian by the looks of it.

  10. “Seriously, none of you? None of you know who I am?”

  11. Bigalkie

    Signing her book ” My Life as a Sean Young Stunt Double”.

  12. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Hey, lady, Africa called: it wants its mineral deposits back.

  13. I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to shut the front door.

  14. journalschism

    She actually has a pretty sweet body for someone her age. Always found her attractive.

  15. HollywoodOutsider

    What not to hair.


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