superficial

  1. Is he wearng a hoodie?

  2. Remember when you got hit in the nose by that chair?

    That was awesome.

  3. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. ThisWillHurt

    Geraldo Rivera borrowed Gorge Lucas’ neck to keep him warm during his bike ride.

  5. DeucePickle

    What’s the name of the award they give to the best photograph of the year ?
    That’s what this should get.

  6. The man just oozes raw sex appeal. It’s no wonder, he’s been married five times.

  7. Contusion

    I’m just not sure how more perfect this photo could be.

    • KC

      Something about to hit his face could be flying through the frame. Like a brick or rotten fruit. I’m open to other suggestions though.

  8. tlmck

    Must be in between deliveries.

  9. Animal

    Such a great fall from his Al Capone’s Vault glory.

  10. Troll's Nighmare

    Being a bike messenger can be hard on the mustache.

  11. Bigalkie

    Pussy Magnet

  12. 1NDUN

    Hey Groucho, stop stealin’ that bike!

  13. Buddy The Elf

    He would look way better with a Top Hat and Monocle.

  14. He used Capone’s hidden gold to buy that sweet ride….

  15. What’s with the helmet? There isn’t anything in there to damage.

  16. I wonder if he found those gloves in Al Capone’s vault…

  17. Vlad

    Seems riding a bike excites Geraldo

  18. That caterpillar on his face looks like a porn stache.

  19. So what the fuck?…we have Kim K., Kanye, Gaga, and now THIS arrogant, fucking asshole? I guess I should be grateful for small favors. No Hasselhoff.

  20. He oozes journalistic integrity.

  21. hijkmno

    he’s raised the difficulty of mustache rides to a new level.

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