Lady Gaga leaving The Dorchester Hotel in London. (October 8, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
see, and we thought Gaga was NEVER going to put clothes on! Thank goodness for her getting fat!
I’m *such* a big fan. Do you mind vomiting on this for me?
I’m working on a double chin just like yours!
Whoa, there Gaga! Have a lump of sugar. Why the long face?
- You complete me!
– Fuck off!
(I’ll let you decide who’s saying what.)
She said thanks, and managed a smile. But deep down, as Gaga made her way down the steps, she knew that wasn’t the envelope she wanted kissed.
“It’s so nice to meet a celebrity distinctly less attractive than I am. Will you sign my diary where it says ‘Met fatso’?”
That guy in the green coat is the gatekeeper and the wizard. Give that bitch some talent.
The balloon is like a thought bubble that says “Lady Gaga me”.
Lady Gaga’s busted up tranny ass making chubby chicks everywhere feel better about themselves.
“Omigod! I LOVED you in Blossom! Can I have your autograph?”
Gaga: “Hang on, Red. I have an itch…”
Red photographs the scene of the crabs while pretending to ogle Gaga.
“Oh so you already took my picture but now you want me to sign that… you want me to touch that… that..thing you already touched?”
Maybe she’s incubating GaGa spawn?
Why is she wearing a top hat?
“Yo kid, if those ain’t choik-lats Imma have you thrown the fuck outa hee-re”
I’ve never seen Gaga wearing regular clothing before. Which one is she?
Winslow without the Phantom Mask.
“Ink isn’t worth anything to me, Winslow.”
Why is chubby Molly Ringwald bothering Gaga?
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