1. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Get off the stage and make dinner, mom. We’re fucking famished.

  2. Cock Dr

    Nice job avoiding the bitchface.

  3. Troll's Nighmare

    Such a small ass. I’m so jealous! – Kim Kardashian just whispered to herself.

  4. Animal


  5. Johnny P!

    Aguilera dreams of looking like this.

  6. cc

    Notice the three guys she was sitting on before are notably absent.

  7. 1NDUN

    Wheeeeeee!!! I can flyyyy!!!

  8. Remember back when we used to think J-Lo had a big ass? Sigh, we were all so much younger…more innocent in those days.

  9. Bigalkie

    What a delusional pig.. She should be in hiding.

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    One second before she staged dived during dress rehearsal.

  11. if she farts a big stinky one, her staff is supposed to say “mmn is someone baking cookies?”.

  12. anonym

    much more nicely shaped than kim’s.

  13. JennywithaY

    Edward Cullen’s been here.

  14. Martina


  15. Not quite the one I was looking for, but it’s close:

  16. When pigs fly, that’s when.

  17. hedgehog

    Look at me! Look at me! … I’m dainty.

  18. “Houston, this is Mission Control…we have negative launch, repeat, we have negative launch…”

  19. Oz Matters

    Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL?

  20. Best ass implants ever. Still hate that bitch.

  21. Guess we were wrong all along – the sun really DOES shine out of her ass.

  22. Hugh Jazz

    The Jazz Fart is the classiest way to leave some heat in a room.

  23. Hating my treacherous genitalia so much right now…

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