Jennifer Lopez performing in Madrid. (October 7, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Get off the stage and make dinner, mom. We’re fucking famished.
Dinner is coming…those are the two pot roasts she’s had slow cooking in her tights all day.
Nice job avoiding the bitchface.
Such a small ass. I’m so jealous! – Kim Kardashian just whispered to herself.
Can you imagine the butt conversations b/w J.Lo and Kim.K ? Oh yes, they have the power of speech.
Aguilera dreams of looking like this.
In her mind she thinks she does.
Notice the three guys she was sitting on before are notably absent.
Wheeeeeee!!! I can flyyyy!!!
Remember back when we used to think J-Lo had a big ass? Sigh, we were all so much younger…more innocent in those days.
Times change man. I thought I was doing ok for myself and then I saw Hamm’s dong. The seasons of life.
Things changed for all of us on Hamms dong buddy, it changed for all of us.
What a delusional pig.. She should be in hiding.
One second before she staged dived during dress rehearsal.
if she farts a big stinky one, her staff is supposed to say “mmn is someone baking cookies?”.
much more nicely shaped than kim’s.
Because it’s real and Kim’s ain’t.
Edward Cullen’s been here.
Not quite the one I was looking for, but it’s close:
When pigs fly, that’s when.
Look at me! Look at me! … I’m dainty.
“Houston, this is Mission Control…we have negative launch, repeat, we have negative launch…”
Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL?
Best ass implants ever. Still hate that bitch.
Her ass used to be real, right ?
Guess we were wrong all along – the sun really DOES shine out of her ass.
The Jazz Fart is the classiest way to leave some heat in a room.
Hating my treacherous genitalia so much right now…
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