1. USDA Prime McBeef

    sorta like a dinklage maxi-me.

  2. EricLr

    To answer two questions at once, yes I do enjoy doing the show. And yes, I am a serial killer.

  3. Have you ever tried making a dried apple head? They almost always turn out better than this.

  4. tlmck

    Willem Dafoe has a brother?

  5. Looks like a kid’s book where the top half and bottom half are on different pages to mix and match. “It’s cold enough for a jacket and hat, but the water’s rising so let me just roll these up…”

  6. cc

    He gets cast as eccentric characters? Hmph.

  7. Buddy The Elf

    From the new Jude Law collection at Walmart.

  8. Guts move wearing this to the Sandusky trial..

  9. Mama Pinkus

    love his acting but he looks just plain creepy

  10. Well, that answers the question “Can a penis look smug?”.

  11. DirtyFighter

    The answer to the question “What kind of douche does a meet and greet at an Apple store?”.

  12. “What would Dinklage on stilts look like, Alex…”

  13. journalschism

    “Don’t let this hipster doofus appearance fool you. I’m an Android guy.”

  14. He has creepily effeminate legs.

  15. I’m starting to really, really dig this guy’s blatant inability to give a single flying fuck.

  16. HollywoodOutsider

    Your move, Dafoe.

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