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  1. How does he get hot tail?

    Ohhhh… That’s right…He’s rich.

  2. EricLr

    Mr. Spade, I have Miami Vice on the phone for you…

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Shocked that someone is pointing a camera at him.

  4. Billebuoy

    Stand up for skate parks?! Now there’s a career high.

  5. “Get outa here you damned homeless, handicapped orphans! We’re trying to save the Skate Parks here!”

  6. Contusion

    Going to make the unwanted serious comment. Tony has helped build skateparks in over 500 underprivileged communities around the country serving millions of poor kids from small towns to inner cities. He’s donated over $4 million worth of grants. It’s a pretty decent cause.

    • Um…because what poor kids need most are skateparks?

    • I do agree and understand where you are coming from. It is a nice thing, and I don’t want to look down on him for that.

      That being said, there are children being raped and pillaged in Sudan as we speak, and so skateparks don’t seem to be at the top of the priority list.

      Then again, it’s all important, and as long as everyone stands up for something it’s ok.

      But I don’t skate, and I kind of agree with Vito… what happened to just doing your fucking homework? I mean, very few kids are going to make a living skating, but they will from graduating from fucking school.

      • Contusion

        Nobody is suggesting they go to the skatepark instead of school. Evenings. Weekends. Summer. And, actually, lots of people make a living at skateboarding. Skateboarding is bigger than youth baseball. Maybe you are just old and out of touch. Those wacky kids and their crazy skateboards have been part of the mainstream for awhile now.

      • ” Skateboarding is bigger than youth baseball.”

        I believe you are wrong about this. Show us some numbers and a source.

      • Contusion

        Yeah, I know…baseball seems precious. But it’s not nearly as popular as you think. Among the classic mainstream sports, it’s only the 6th ranked popular sport amongst kids. Way behind soccer and basketball and others. I can dig out more stats for you if you really want them, but little league baseball (and softball) has a little over 2.6 million participants. Skateboarding has over 11 million. If you need more information, go to the Tony Hawk Foundation website.

  7. tlmck

    Proof that anybody can have a career in Hollywood.

  8. “Why yes, I AM trying to look like Johnny Depp.”

  9. Johnny P!

    Old dudes who used to be funny and no longer are yet keep mugging for the cameras at every opportunity are really sad (hope you’re reading this, Jim Carrey)

  10. this guy has made me laugh a million times. he may be past his prime but I can’t not like him.

  11. cc

    I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that, at the moment this photo was taken, and the 6 months immediately preceding it, he wasn’t funny.

  12. Mike Walker

    Could you be a lamb and ditch the stupid hat…

  13. pipedreamer

    So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no baker’s hat, no berets, or babushkas? Oh come on, man. You got no beenies, baseball caps, cavalier hats, beefeaters, turbans, derbys, 10 gallon cowboy, or fedoras? You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a HAT store, and tell me you don’t have no coon skin cap, no bonnets, gauchos, head dresses, no fez, helmet, pillbox, mortar board, with or without the tassel, or one single panama straw hat? Alright then I’ll take this piece of shit.”

  14. Well, that answers the question “Can a penis look smug?”.

  15. Insert Adam Sandlers penis here.

  16. JennywithaY

    Who on Earth would want a David Spade blow up doll?

  17. fiapage

    That’s what she said.

  18. DirtyFighter

    David Spade stars in: The Revenge of the Invisible Penis!

  19. David, we’re all grown-ups now. You can stop acting like an asshole.

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