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  1. I swear that guy asked me for gas money at the 76 just 2 hours ago.

    BTW, that fucking arrow popup ad is going to fucking piss me off. I’m not ever going to watch that show…ever. I’m going to tell all of my friends not to watch it and I will be taking out a full page ad in the New York Times requesting that nobody ever watch it.

  2. EricLr

    Damn shame when poor black kids can’t even afford microphone stands anymore.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    need more curl activator on that jheri, eazy.

  4. Billebuoy

    “Balls are itchy. Gotta itch my balls.”

  5. Cadillac Jack

    “Hey everyone, I’m gonna have to sing that song from down here. See, I just got this POS in the right position, where it will stop cutting out on me… I’d buy a new one…but… so, who want s to hear boombastic?”

  6. Glass case microphone stand…check.

    Scotch tape holding the cord to microphone…check.

    “Celebrity” who had a career a decade ago…check.

    Let’s start this Mexican press conference!

  7. Contusion

    Did he lose his arms in a drive-by or something?

  8. “I know it was you, Dinklage!”

  9. tlmck

    Must be getting a lick job from Scooby-Doo.

  10. He sounds taller on the radio

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    *sniff sniff *

  12. “Nope. This one smells like Kardashian, too”.

  13. Reminds me of Miley Cyrus taking a bite off that phallic cake a while back. She was a bit more interesting, tho…

  14. Mike Hunt

    demonstrating how Lindsay gets into concerts using a prop

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