Only in a country with Pippa Middleton could she get away with showing off that as a hot ass.
Damn, I thought it was the Camel Toe everyone is taking about
Shut your fucking mouth and die.
only if u pee in it baby
And here she is, daring Jon Hamm to show his ass off in a pair of sparkly short shorts. Well played Taylor, well played.
I agree 100 percent with Eric Lr…
That is not an ass. That’s flass.
“Blah blah blah blah boy blah blah blah blah blah girl blah blah blah love blah…”
Well, no need to buy her album now.
Please turn this into a Far Side-style cartoon, “What Taylor Swift Fans Hear.”
Her ass ends where that zipper begins… why the hell is there another 8 inches of pants?
High-waisted shorts/pants are a style that goes pretty far back. It does not work for everyone, as we can see here.
“Say something bad about my ass and I’ll write a song about you!”
Her ass is on par with her musical talents.
Ass by Ren&Stimpy.
Let’s all gather round, hold hands, and pray that those shorts aren’t coming into fashion.
My eight day clock just stopped.
Why is the number thirteen on her hand?
I think the “13” represents the number of breakups she’ll be singing about on her next album.
Either the average age of the typical Taylor Swift fan, or the age of consent now in Tennessee
Finally a teen idol that will not grow up to be sexualized. I should clap but just continually find myself shaking my head at her desperate attempts that continue to fall flat.
That is an… interestingly shaped butt.
I guess I’m alone in thinking she has quite a nice little ass! And legs for days!
i would eat that with sriracha.
…looks good to me
Isnt she 6 feet tall ? That would exlplain a lot
yes. she’s about 6 feet, and a bean pole.
She’s 5’11”, so with heels she would be…what?…maybe 6’3″? I’ve always thought her to be incredibly pretty, but obviously her body — especially her butt — is not her strongest asset. Lovely face, though.
Its pretty sad when I’d rather look at the drawing of an ass on her hand rather than her own actual ass.
Are those butt pads?
I am certain of it.
Still taking No-Ass-At-All pills?
One of Swift’s ‘World’s worst shorts’ collection!
Another title arises for the world’s shortest books collection –
The Extent Of Taylor Swift’s Ass
She is fine as hell. Crazy, but fine as hell.
It’s about time they started putting ages on hands. I am tired of almost getting tricked into prison.
Yeah, like any of the basement dweller here would turn it down. Please….
She stuffed her pants with pieces from a talking Teletubby!
I think she’s holding taylor lautners pecs hostage inside her shorts.
Reverse camel toe
A zipper on short-shorts? Looks like that outfit was Taylor made for Swift entry. *Beeeeeeeyooooooooooooooowwww!* [Puts sunglasses on, opening credits roll].
I like what I’m seeing here. She has a very lanky body, but she’s pretty enough to fuck. I can’t say much for her music or taste in men though.
Oh hey! The back matches the front!
I’m guessing wearing your pants 12 inches too high is a way to make it seem like she’s not 6’5”. Didn’t work.
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