1. (in low voice)
    “Would you do me??…..I’d do me..”

  2. “Who is sending me penis pictures, and how did he get this number?”

  3. Also not pictured:
    Human interest

  4. Tiggles

    “How did Weiner send me this photo of his junk? He’s not even holding a phone!”

  5. oh sure, but I’m not allowed within 1,000 feet of a playground!

  6. Cock Dr

    Does an unemployed internet sex addict now rate as a celebrity?
    Where ARE the site’s standards?

  7. “Anthony’s Weiner (not pictured) at a playground with his son”

    Caption was out of order, fixed it.

  8. Rico Jones

    A Weiner and a Wang.

  9. EricLR

    Saying it all in the foreground: Asian lady calling the cops

  10. crb

    Soon-Yi is looking sleepy.

  11. TimmyFigs

    Dude – I’m only 5 feet away. Couldn’t you just flash me?

  12. Oh great I send penis pics it looks like a goat with a bad cough, he sends one, no mayors office.

  13. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

  14. Wrynoceros

    Sure you don’t wanna give me some special wanton soup…?

  15. She not falling for the ‘May I borrow your phone I need to make a phone call What penis picture?That must have always been there How dare you accuse me of such perversion unless you like what you see then text me at‘.

  16. When he applied for unemployment, for previous position, did he put “loser in mayoral race” or “phoneless perv”?

  17. After seeing an image of Anthony’s Weiner on her phone, she quickly changed the angle of the phone and noticed that it was a reflection instead of a picture.

  18. “Can you believe that ugly motherfucker had the mayor’s race by the balls and blew it. Hahaha. I made a pun. He’s behind me, isn’t he?”

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