Melanie Griffith at The 11th Annual Best In Drag Show (I swear I didn't make that up, it's what the photo agency said.) in Los Angeles. (October 6, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“So lately, Transvestites seem to just LOVE me!”
Sorry, but they obviously mean “dragged” behind a truck for several miles.
I can’t imagine who goes into their plastic surgeon and says “Keep going until I look like Rosie Perez.”
Her Doctor told her only two more surgeries and she can join the Jocelyn Wildenstein lookalike club.
I am not an animal!
I didn’t even know there was going to be an “Avatar 2.”
Did she win?
I loved her in the Wrestler!
“Wait until they get a load of me.”
I call bull. That is not Melanie Griffith. No way.
That’s not even human.
In related news, Antonio Banderas just shot himself in the face. Twice.
Janice Dickinson called, she wants her face back.
I thought they had agreed to share it on alternating days…
Anyone notice you never see her and John Malkovich in the same place?
Antonio needs to stop downing handfuls of Viagra and move straight to Peyote. Geez.
“You can call me…JOKER!”
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