superficial

  1. If Nicole Kidman is at the “Power of Women” event, it’s because she’s demonstrating the next generation hydrogen fuel cell technology the fembot engineers installed in her.

  2. “…And it’s retractable, too. When I need more light on whatever I’m working on, I can just pull the hairline back!”

  3. yourmom

    “Of course I can raise my eyebrows…. see?”

  4. Inner Retard

    Someone call JJ Abrams. We have the new villain for the Star Wars movies.

  5. “Mr’ Hamm’s eyes are up here, Nicole.”

  6. Two seconds before devouring a guinea pig in front of Marc Singer’s horrified eyes.

  7. EricLR

    Hey Pete! Mrs. Kidman wants to know if any of us have seen some guy named “John Connor” backstage.

  8. Dox

    “Hello pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name….”

  9. cc

    Don’t you be eyeballin’ me boy

  10. There is no Nicole. Only Zuul.

  11. Nicole Kidman at Variety’s 5th Annual Power Of Puzuzu Event in Los Angeles. (October 4, 2013)

    -fixed.

  12. Whoopie pie

    Charlie McCarthy’s not so jovial sister Charlene,

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