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  1. What? I’ve never heard of a fruit called “martin”

  2. A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “Really? You have a drink named Murray?”

  3. With a clean shave and a nice dress that shows off some cleavage, Lawrence Fishburne looks pretty good!

  4. She must have been named after the color of the glow of her skin.

  5. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!

  6. cc

    Chestnut Martin

  7. I love tangarines.

  8. safety dancer

    Mandanglelow Johnson?

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