1. PathosAvenger

    What, ONLY ONE picture?

  2. He might get hit by a German tank in that street.

  3. Frank Burns

    “Hey Lambert, how many horses can be declared winner in the race?”
    “There can be only . . . awh, goddammit!”

  4. I have nothing bad to say about this man.

  5. Damn, he does a great impression of Dana Carvey doing an impression of George H. W. Bush.

  6. EricLR

    Bet he can’t even get his sword up anymore.

  7. Dox

    This IS me smiling.

  8. cc

    I’d actually be a bit more interested in seeing that the hell the black lady behind him is wearing.

  9. The Pope

    His assistant is feverishly trying to find the closest bakery so he can get a baguette to carry around.

  10. Garfield

    *Shudders*
    Looks away…

  11. Jenn

    He needs to go cut someone’s head off and bring on the lightening.

  12. Well he did earn the right to grow old.

  13. Swearin

    In the new Mortal Kombat film, Rayden goes shopping at Men’s Werehouse

  14. There’s a Neil Patrick Harris joke here somewhere, but I’m just not closing the gap.

  15. So, there’s a “Falcon Crest” remake in progress?

  16. In this behind the scenes look at “The Lee Iacocca Story,” Christopher Lambert insists he used to fuck Diane Lane.

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