“hey boys…..2 for 1 deal today….I’ll be in the same blue van on the corner when the lunch whistle blows.”
Someone forged him up some hair.
My pubes don’t even grow that fast.
John misread the script. Thought it was ‘The Fudge Packer.’
“See the third star from the left? That’s where Xenu lives….”
He brought out the wig with some gray in it I see.
Whoever’s giving him a blowjob right now apparently has excellent technique.
like the faith + 1 album cover
“I’ve always wondered how Xenu managed to paint the sky blue.”
He remembered the code 1 lantern = back massage, 2 lanterns front massage. He looks up to see 2 lanterns in the steeple.
At least there’s some grey. That bowling-ball black color he usually chooses for his wigs is terrible. The grey is an improvement.
“Mista Kotta, oh ma gawddddddd”
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