ass or gtfo
when we said “show us your ass”, we did not mean your douchey friend
She’s so edgy and creative I can barely contain my apathy.
It’s not edgy…it’s ‘avant-garde’.
She gave up after her third attempt to sound out the letters.
“Way too salty….”
Via Instagram, Slater learned that he had been dumped for a guy named “Zefr Perch”
When did she grow the rack? 2 Months ago she had the chest of a 12 year old, now she’s sporting a nice pair of Cs, at the least. I mean, I’m not complaining, I like my 15 year olds with bolt ons.
Actually, I heard daddy bought her the cleavage for her, trying to smooth things over. The perfect “coming of age” gift for an 8th grader with the heart of a stripper..
Hey, I didn’t know Rene Zellweger and Casey Affleck were doing movie together.
am i the only one picturing her doing an ill human beatbox?
“BRAAAPP! Oh gawd I hate semen burps!”
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