1. ass or gtfo

  2. when we said “show us your ass”, we did not mean your douchey friend

  3. She’s so edgy and creative I can barely contain my apathy.

  4. EricLR

    She gave up after her third attempt to sound out the letters.

  5. Dox

    “Way too salty….”

  6. Via Instagram, Slater learned that he had been dumped for a guy named “Zefr Perch”

  7. Mike

    When did she grow the rack? 2 Months ago she had the chest of a 12 year old, now she’s sporting a nice pair of Cs, at the least. I mean, I’m not complaining, I like my 15 year olds with bolt ons.

    • Mike

      Actually, I heard daddy bought her the cleavage for her, trying to smooth things over. The perfect “coming of age” gift for an 8th grader with the heart of a stripper..

  8. Kelcagnie

    Hey, I didn’t know Rene Zellweger and Casey Affleck were doing movie together.

  9. malaka

    am i the only one picturing her doing an ill human beatbox?

  10. “BRAAAPP! Oh gawd I hate semen burps!”

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