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  1. A real caricature would be also wearing a blue striped shirt, a cravat, and a beret. The baguette does help, though.

  2. Smapdi

    After seeing what he did to Aubry’s face, I’m not making any cracks about this guy.

  3. PassingTrue

    That is *not* how to pinch a loaf.

  4. Cock Dr

    It would have been so easy to Photoshop a beret on him.

  5. gigi

    in France there’s no bullshit plastic wrap tho…. fresh & good & ready!

  6. “Haha, he thought you said, ‘Look at that little baguette.’”

  7. cc

    No real Frenchman buys grated parmesan. Shame on him.

  8. The Pope

    When I first saw “Taken” and Liam Neeson was walking around Paris with a loaf of French bread, I thought it was just a ridiculous way to get the point across that he was in France and that nobody there does that. Well played, Liam Neeson. Well played.

  9. How long until Halle kicks him to the curb and accuses him of being racist?

  10. “I swear I am french! I lost my beret and my pencil mustache!
    Officer: “We believe you. Can we have your name for our records?”
    “Olivier Martinez….Please don’t send me to Mexico.”

  11. “She just had the baby and I ran out of Viagra. I had to do sometheeng!”

  12. “Halle said she wanted to give me some pain, so I decided to buy some myself.”

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