DAMN, BITCH SNORTED HER OWN PANTS
Well, I guess this proves that there is one thing they don’t want a picture of.
“mmmMMMMmmmm…Yucha! And the answer to the question placed in this hermetically sealed envelope is…a tank, a plank, and a skank”
no pants stewardess is both a good look and a future career opportunity for her.
I don’t get it; one day she’s begging the photogs to take her pic and the next she’s doing this. She still hasn’t taken the obvious road of indie films either; before too long she’ll be lucky if a UCLA film student wants her in their film.
She’s in Paris…her pants are in whatever guys bed she woke up in this morning.
“I’ve done 50 guys in the last three days. I’m too tired to do that asian guy no matter how excited he is, especially since he went brown shoes with dark jeans.”
Using her magical “Invisibility Cloak” to evade the paps and sneak into a crack den.
In his eyes, you not only see the instinctual terror, but also calculations of the potential contagion radius.
And the Asian guy in the background is actually straight…..gotta love Paris!
This is what happens when she runs out of coke and has to snort her own yeast.
The ‘black guy in the background’ job got outsourced.
She looks like she has trouble with dragging her knuckles on the ground. What freakishly long arms.
The guy in the back ground looks horrified! Poor thing the first pussy he has ever seen and it had to be Lindsay’s!!!
Years later, Lindsay would look back at the first public photo of her third foot as a sign she had hit rock bottom.
She could have at least had the sense to wear leggings. She’s bruised and her fake bake looks tired.
Is she coming back to the states now to do her community service?
“I told you pricks, no ducats, no pictures!!”
“The Donger lika da New American coke whore!!”
Gotta love 80’s movie references!
I actually like her outfit
She forgot to put on her pants after her last trick.
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