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  1. Mr. Fuck You

    DAMN, BITCH SNORTED HER OWN PANTS

  2. Well, I guess this proves that there is one thing they don’t want a picture of.

  3. MarkM

    “mmmMMMMmmmm…Yucha! And the answer to the question placed in this hermetically sealed envelope is…a tank, a plank, and a skank”

  4. Richard McBeef

    no pants stewardess is both a good look and a future career opportunity for her.

  5. I don’t get it; one day she’s begging the photogs to take her pic and the next she’s doing this. She still hasn’t taken the obvious road of indie films either; before too long she’ll be lucky if a UCLA film student wants her in their film.

  6. She’s in Paris…her pants are in whatever guys bed she woke up in this morning.

  7. Snack pack

    “I’ve done 50 guys in the last three days. I’m too tired to do that asian guy no matter how excited he is, especially since he went brown shoes with dark jeans.”

  8. Johnny P!

    Using her magical “Invisibility Cloak” to evade the paps and sneak into a crack den.

  9. pdan

    In his eyes, you not only see the instinctual terror, but also calculations of the potential contagion radius.

  10. Bobo

    And the Asian guy in the background is actually straight…..gotta love Paris!

  11. The Brown Streak

    This is what happens when she runs out of coke and has to snort her own yeast.

  12. gillian

    The ‘black guy in the background’ job got outsourced.

  13. Rupert Giles

    She looks like she has trouble with dragging her knuckles on the ground. What freakishly long arms.

  14. farting old man's wife

    The guy in the back ground looks horrified! Poor thing the first pussy he has ever seen and it had to be Lindsay’s!!!

  15. Years later, Lindsay would look back at the first public photo of her third foot as a sign she had hit rock bottom.

  16. Cock Dr

    She could have at least had the sense to wear leggings. She’s bruised and her fake bake looks tired.
    Is she coming back to the states now to do her community service?

  17. Frank The Duck

    “I told you pricks, no ducats, no pictures!!”

  18. Puss InToots

    “The Donger lika da New American coke whore!!”

  19. Isa

    I actually like her outfit

  20. Venom

    She forgot to put on her pants after her last trick.

  21. TomFrank

    It takes a special kind of talent to step on your own foot while walking.

  22. elaine benes

    Ugh! Don’t take a picture of my FACE! geez!

  23. I see she finally looked up “shame” in the dictionary.

  24. Sin

    She has been pimping herself out so much she just said “fuck it” with wearing pants.

  25. cc

    Taken just after they fired her from her job as a bellhop.

  26. “Werr, herro there…”

  27. Pip pip cheery-o

    “OoooOOooohhhh it’s the Rindsey Rohan!”

  28. Buddy the Elf

    Keepin it classy.
    No wonder the French hate us.

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