Scarlett Johansson and Manhattan boro president Scott Stringer in New York City. (October 3, 2011)
Hear dear, let me flick that booger off your breast.
Haven’t I seen these before somewhere? I just can’t quite seem to put my fing- Purple Nurple!
I love my job!
I knew it, one thumb high.
Our latest model, the “ScarJo 2000″ was inspired by actress Scarlett Johannson. Let me do a little demonstration. First, we must power her on with a twist of her right nipple…
“I wonder if I can make these look like that picture on the internet…”
“Listen, I’m not gonna lie. I saw your ‘leaked’ pics. I fapped to them. Now, if this is a dream I need to pinch mysel..er… I mean you”
It’s a trick – he removed her nipple and put it on the back of his hand.
Tune in Tokyo.
Beat me to it :)
The perv did it and he’s wearing a wedding ring. Bailiff, whack his pee pee!
Give me just one touch, and I’ll make the internet go away.
The friggin’ rich can get away with ANYTHING!
“You’ve got a little crumb on you, let me get that…and get that…and get that…and BOOM goes the dynamite!”
“Fuck Anthony Weiner ! i know what i likes!”
“My name is Scott Stringer, and I approve of these breasts.” Paid for by the Hacked Cell Phone Council of America.
YEAH BABY!! let me get that nipple good and hard!! OH yeah daddy likes that!!
Her official nipple hair plucker works overtime.
“Cuts my thumbs! I mean, who has EVER seen a nipple that would do that? Right? ONLY in Manhattan! Stringer for President!”
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