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  1. My Left Nut

    Help! I’m with Mr. Peabody!

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Listen! It’s a herd of horse jokes and they’re headed this way.

  3. bdog821

    No, don’t show her the sugar cube! It gets her too excited!!!

  4. twinkle

    yes I am obviously with him for his cock, look how wide I have to open my mouth! oh, what’s that? why is he with me? oh yeah for my money

  5. I can’t hear a thing with all that neighing going on.

  6. Mooty

    Looks like Ralphie finally got the Red Rider horse to go with the BB Gun….

  7. SSHGuru

    Heeee Hawwww Heeee Hawwwww

  8. Satan's bitch

    I can’t even joke about it, I just feel really sorry for Matthew Broderick. :(

  9. If it weren’t for all his extramarital affairs, Broderick’s constant insistence on how gorgeous his wife is would make me think something was wrong with him.

  10. it had to be said

    So, Halloween party? Broderick is Michael Caine in the late ’80s, Jessica is a carnivorous horse?

  11. MILF

    Carol Channing looks great!

  12. pdan

    Little-known fact: Broderick actually has 20/20 vision and just got that prescription so his wife’s mouth looks smaller.

  13. The Brown Streak

    Glad to see he’s still with one of the animals he saved from Project X.

  14. Johnny P!

    SJP: “OMG!!! I SO love shoes in real-life too!”
    MB: “Killmenowkillmenowkillmenowkillmenow…”

  15. Crabby Old Guy

    There aren’t enough bags in the entire world to cover her head. Bet she’s still hideous with her face plowed into the pillows, too.

  16. AnnaDraconida

    She’s callling for her foals.

  17. farting old man's wife

    He looks like a guy who hammers out his frustrations in his basement workshop before he finally snaps and goes on a killing spree starting with the old nag standing next to him!!!

  18. “Bueh-LERRRRRRRRRR!

  19. Only years later, during a benefit for homeless witches, would Harry discover that the woman he loved was, in fact, Voldemort’s sister.

  20. Bonky

    A match made in Bizarro World, but somehow they make it work !

  21. Joe

    Sugar cube!

  22. BeckyS

    He looks like Clark Rockefeller

  23. Cock Dr

    Have curiosity over just what the real deal is in this alliance.
    Beard? Open marriage? Sperm donor?
    Does anyone think they might have a normal monogamous heterosexual relationship? Could it be possible?

  24. Colin

    This is the noise I imagine when I see her like this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwxQQJz_-Ko&t=0m19s

  25. Cibrian Sucks

    Hmm, guess it’s true; gay men really do like leather.

  26. Venom

    A gay man married to a horse. This must be a first.

  27. JC

    Broderick is turning into the high school civics teacher he played in “Election.” Parker is turning into the lead character of “Seabiscuit.”

  28. puddleduck

    i didn’t know chaz bono wore glasses

  29. cc

    Jaysus, Broderick is morphing into Larry King!

  30. sc4play

    I was thinking maybe Matthew was looking to take Andy Rooney’s spot. Dude, what old man did you run down to get those glasses?

  31. Sin

    Now I understand why he stays with her. She hides his glasses and all he usually sees is the top of her head anyways.

  32. Deryn

    “Oh mah gah, I know; I didn’t think we were still married, either!”

  33. Mwaddams

    Wow, his career is so bad he’s dressed to audition for guest roles on to catch a predator.

  34. lemon

    There’s a fine line between hipster-douche and “creepy-uncle.”

  35. Ay Dios mio

    At night they make the bespectacled centaur?

  36. “We came into town just to stop at the farrier’s to get Sarah’s hooves re-shod.”

  37. honeybadger

    I thought Orville Redenbacher was dead?

  38. Hobo Wine

    What is Ferris doing with that kid from Real Genius? And why is he wearing a dress?

  39. Steelerchick

    When did Ferris get so old?

  40. horse

    Why the long face?

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