Damn, this case of krabs is relentless.
Why is she rubbing her gash in every goddamn photo?
Because low rent babes think it’s “oh so sexy”. Oh it’s to draw your eyes away from that fivehead.
It’s probably her classy upbringing and humble demeanor.
Vaginal itching is a non-sectarian issue, Belfast!
Belfast says thanks. Throw a jumper on there and give us a song.
Masterbating in front of audiences is also considered a compliment in Barbados.
Hasn’t Northern Ireland suffered enough.
Maybe she wishes she had a dick????????
I think it’s stuck there
“Eh, mon, tha’ potato itches!”
Damn, I check every day and still no penis.
can we all just agree, rather than picking on her for constantly masturbating in public, that we should all be allowed to? not that i’m feeling the urge lol–but i’d like to reserve the right.
“Who’s Yo Mammy??!!
Rhianna’s putting on a ghetto production of Greese
If you are going to call someone ghetto, you should probably make sure your spelling is correct.
It is Grease, not Greese.
And heavin forbid we shood offind the speling poleece.
While all eyes are on Ri-Ri’s ri-ri, the lone black gay dancer is looking longingly (and a bit aggressively) at the sequence. Everything is still right in the world.
sequins not sequence
I meant to spell it that way, officer.
it burns when I pee
She needs to stop.
agreed. way too over exposed, extremely over rated.
Performing. Right. Is that what we’re calling ‘that’ now? I am so behind the times.
This Aunt Jemima makes my pancakes smell like rum and butt.
+1. Unexpected direction.
Since the Fish is my only source of Rihanna-related news, I have this notion that her life consists entirely of grabbing her crotch, shoving her ass in other people’s crotches, and jiggling her tittays in Irish farmers’ faces.
My kinda gal.
One word – CANESTEN
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