1. twinkle

    this is exactly the kind of crap I try to warn the kids about. Drugs will do this to you!

  2. Crazy way to free yourself from a wedgie.

  3. it had to be said

    Cool. It’s about time they remade Roger Rabbit. I like Christina Hendricks for Jessica Rabbit.

  4. MILF

    There is always a guy with a molester-’stache in the background, saying it all with his tongue.

  5. Johnny P!

    Wait… they’re re-doing Fatboy Slim’s “Weapons of Choice” video? But Walken was so good…

  6. The Brown Streak

    Someone just heard Amanda Knox is free and is being approached by Playboy.

  7. AnnaDraconida

    The Matrix looks different.

  8. farting old man's wife

    Jet propulsion fart????

  9. Swearin

    “When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
    You can bet that he’s doing it for some doll!”

  10. cc

    What the fuck is the guy behind him doing to his pants?

  11. sc4play

    Quick! Somebody help me! An enraged ferret just ran up my pantsleg! Woohoo!

  12. Sin

    Wow. No more burrito supremes for him.

  13. DeucePickle

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground is where i spent most of my days

  14. Ay Dios mio

    “Mr Brolin, is it true you banged Megan Fox?”
    “Leme show you how-”

  15. tlmck

    Skippity doo dah…

  16. “OK, Criss Angel. See if you can top THIS!”

  17. The side effect of putting helium up one’s ass isn’t higher pitched farts.

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