1. She that she’s still not allowed to use shampoo.

  2. mishmash

    She’s morphing into Jackie O!!

  3. Snack pack

    Time to bring ‘er in for repairs and/or “rewiring.”

  4. Johnny P!

    Oh, she froze up again! Time to reboot!

  5. pdan

    “Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.”

  6. The Brown Streak

    It’s the same look Jeffrey Dahmer has when he picks his kids up at school.

  7. farting old man's wife

    Geees being married to Tom Cruise must be really rough!!

  8. So now she’s Amish?

  9. This is you. This is you on Thetans. Any questions? (sponsored by Scientologists for a Thetan-free America)

  10. Ego, the living planet


  11. brit

    someone…please..abduct me…into…the mormon faith…stat…

  12. Perplexity

    Don’t worry Katie, eating a placenta will do that to one’s hair over time.

  13. Someone Else

    Nope, Amanda Knox most definitely does not have crazy murderer eyes.

  14. cc

    American Gothic meets The Crazies.

  15. Sin

    Look at those eyes and tell me she isn’t brain washed.

  16. Ay Dios mio

    Somewhere on the back of her collar Tom Cruise is desperately groping for the other pony tail. “Must.. Regain.. Control..!”

  17. tlmck

    Tom has her back on the meds again.

  18. “Whaaaat…??? I fucking married WHO?”

  19. Steelerchick

    Duh!! Got meds???

  20. UncleDenial

    Must be her first time in Pittsburgh.

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