Katie Holmes in Pittsburgh. (October 3, 2011)
I thought Stepford Wives were supposed to be perfect, and therefore knew how to dress themselves.
Those are the 1.0 models, this one is a 1.3 or Stepford Beard.
She that she’s still not allowed to use shampoo.
She’s morphing into Jackie O!!
Time to bring ‘er in for repairs and/or “rewiring.”
Oh, she froze up again! Time to reboot!
“Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.”
It’s the same look Jeffrey Dahmer has when he picks his kids up at school.
Geees being married to Tom Cruise must be really rough!!
So now she’s Amish?
This is you. This is you on Thetans. Any questions? (sponsored by Scientologists for a Thetan-free America)
someone…please..abduct me…into…the mormon faith…stat…
Don’t worry Katie, eating a placenta will do that to one’s hair over time.
Nope, Amanda Knox most definitely does not have crazy murderer eyes.
American Gothic meets The Crazies.
Look at those eyes and tell me she isn’t brain washed.
Somewhere on the back of her collar Tom Cruise is desperately groping for the other pony tail. “Must.. Regain.. Control..!”
Tom has her back on the meds again.
“Whaaaat…??? I fucking married WHO?”
Duh!! Got meds???
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