Aaaargh! The breeze just broke three of my bones!
It’s nice that he so enjoys shopping.
Cannot believe I had to carry these bags by myself! They must way at least a pound. Do you know what that kind of weight can do an arm that’s been through the civil war?
Yea I’m retired, what’s it to ya!
Why is he making that face all the time??? Did one of his nuts roll out his pretends and he stepped on it???
Look if you had a chronic hemorrhoid the size of a concord grape you’d like that too.
With that face, I’d say its more like a muscadine… or maybe a coconut….
Considering that’s the same face he had a couple weeks ago, I’d say that Mr. King needs more fiber.
The fucks wrong with this guy?
It never fails. In every photo of Larry King, there’s some old geezer in the foreground grimacing … wait.
This is what you look like when the world’s your lawn and those damn kids won’t get off it.
Whatever happened to him in there, I can guarantee you Smithers will be paying for it.
“Alright, got the scones. Now it’s fuck city.”
“Grrr….Those damn kids can never get anything right…”
“I fuckin’ HATE it when I can’t remember what I’m angry about!”
It’s really haunting, a good King Leer
Looks like the movie poster for Alien 6 – or is it 7? His teeth come out too!
I think Mr. Mitchell caught Dennis on his lawn again.
EERRRR I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
Goddamned kids are running across somebody’s lawn somewhere!
His default facial expression.
“This is the face my bulldog makes when I don’t bring him home is doggie treats!!” My dog is such a bastard!! GRRRR!!!
Smithers, release the hounds!
Gollum’s retirement years have not been kind.
This particular species of Bonobo/chimpanzee enjoys shopping and wearing windbreakers.
“Depends…reaching…critical…mass…Must …make it…to…car!!!
I smell… TEENAGERS.
One person who has no need to purchase a Halloween costume.
“Screw them! Telling me I can’t send back soup…”
Gah! I owe so much in spousal support!!
I fucking HATE high fiber diets!!!
Not pictured: Chris Brown.
“damn, NOW the prunes kick in…”
mr burns is just off back to power plant
I guess AnnaLynn McCord makes that face everywhere she goes.
“Not one god damned bone without arthritis and the hag still sends me four block for her blue berry muffins”
Just saw AnnaLynne McCord’s side boob.
“Calling all cars…be on the lookout for a zombie last seen walking down Wilshire Blvd….looks pretty much like Larry King…that is all.”
I guess E.T. forgot to “phone home”. He’s still here.
I can’t decide if he’s Mr. Burns or Beavis’ Grandpa.
lol – Beavis’s grandpa for sure.
Why does he always make that “oops I crapped my pants” look??!!
We dares cross my bridge?”
If I go like this, I can smell my breath. I shouldn’t have had that skunk for breakfast.
Do you believe this guy still gets laid??
“Deagle, Deagle, Deagle.”
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Larry King in Beverly Hills. (October 3, 2011)