Tobey Maguire and Kerry Washington at the premiere of The Details in Los Angeles. (October 29, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Is he high? Or just day-dreaming about one of David Beckham’s “personal adjustment” shots?
The knowing stare of a man who’s just roofied his date.
The Thing’s gonna be pissed when he hears Spider-man’s been puttin’ the moves on his girl!
Toby knows he’s not going back.
They invite him onto the team and he steals the Thing’s girl!
Must be nice to find that special someone who hasn’t seen Spider-Man 3.
1. Cut three holes out of table cloth.
2. Go to movie premiere.
Exactly what came to my mind when seeing this.
“Teehee! I’m taller!”
His spider sense is tingling. Mine would too around Kerry Washington.
He’s dating a Hawaiian postcard.
Tobey Maguire: Worst poker player ever.
his spidey sense is tingling
Does Kerry ever smile?
Would you be smiling with that nutbar’s arm around you?
Is this promoting an ABC After School Special about a pretty black girl who defends her weird, scrawny white boyfriend?
Guess the big dick stereotype is true after all.
Stewie from Family Guy personified
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