superficial

  1. Is he high? Or just day-dreaming about one of David Beckham’s “personal adjustment” shots?

  2. Happy_Evil_Dude

    The knowing stare of a man who’s just roofied his date.

  3. Tiger

    The Thing’s gonna be pissed when he hears Spider-man’s been puttin’ the moves on his girl!

  4. Toby knows he’s not going back.

  5. Jon Hex

    They invite him onto the team and he steals the Thing’s girl!

  6. ThisWillHurt

    Must be nice to find that special someone who hasn’t seen Spider-Man 3.

  7. 1. Cut three holes out of table cloth.
    2. Go to movie premiere.
    3. ???
    4. Profit.

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  9. “Teehee! I’m taller!”

  10. His spider sense is tingling. Mine would too around Kerry Washington.

  11. cc

    He’s dating a Hawaiian postcard.

  12. The Pope

    Tobey Maguire: Worst poker player ever.

  13. his spidey sense is tingling

  14. Misana

    Glen Quagmire.

  15. anonym

    Does Kerry ever smile?

  16. Bigalkie

    Is this promoting an ABC After School Special about a pretty black girl who defends her weird, scrawny white boyfriend?

  17. EricLR

    Guess the big dick stereotype is true after all.

  18. Viewer

    Stewie from Family Guy personified

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