1. catapostrophe

    Indian Curtis?

  2. “What are you waiting for? You’re faster than this. Don’t think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.”

    “Lawrence, just stick to the phone script, ok? We need votes.”

  3. He’s going to karate people into voting.

  4. Note to self: don’t take the blue pill.

  5. A little respect here please. It’s gotta be rough to discover your daughter has terrible ass acne by seeing it in her porno.

  6. “The blue pill will cause you to wake up in bed and believe whatever you want to believe. If you take the red pill, you will stay in Wonderland. If you take the bacon pill, you will stay in size 62 pants.”

  7. B&WMinstrel

    Just one more week and Michelle will back in a burka

  8. Stating the obvious

    Just an observation: I don’t see one white person there.

  9. “For the final time, yes, I fucking know kung fu!”

  10. Throb the Wonder Mule

    Jeez, isn’t his daughter’s porn embarassing enuf?
    Now trying to help the socialist Obama’s campaign too??

  11. EricLR

    Just wandering around telling everyone he can catch bullets with his teeth.

  12. lawn

    Cowboy Curtis has spent a little too much time on the range.

  13. Jamriqua

    crouching tiger, hidden fatty?

  14. Biff

    Larry, Pube Head and Moe. He’s the middle one.

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