“What are you waiting for? You’re faster than this. Don’t think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.”
“Lawrence, just stick to the phone script, ok? We need votes.”
He’s going to karate people into voting.
Note to self: don’t take the blue pill.
A little respect here please. It’s gotta be rough to discover your daughter has terrible ass acne by seeing it in her porno.
It was the only negative ting about that porno. Otherwise completely solid porno movie. Very fappable.
I disagree, I found it shallow and pedantic.
It’s a metaphor for European conquest of the Native Americans.
Yeah, but she was naked…right?
yes, but it’s the kind of naked where you’re putting in the dvd thinking “oh yeah, this is gonna be good” and then it starts and then you think “well, that’s just a shame”
“The blue pill will cause you to wake up in bed and believe whatever you want to believe. If you take the red pill, you will stay in Wonderland. If you take the bacon pill, you will stay in size 62 pants.”
Just one more week and Michelle will back in a burka
Just an observation: I don’t see one white person there.
“For the final time, yes, I fucking know kung fu!”
Jeez, isn’t his daughter’s porn embarassing enuf?
Now trying to help the socialist Obama’s campaign too??
Mmmm…Socialist…that’s a mighty big word for an imbecile.
Just wandering around telling everyone he can catch bullets with his teeth.
Cowboy Curtis has spent a little too much time on the range.
crouching tiger, hidden fatty?
Larry, Pube Head and Moe. He’s the middle one.
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