Stampedes are the worst.

MOO.

Blub and Blubber.

Ah…a group Halloween costume…”Continental Drift!”

Fish, you no longer need to put the name next to the picture. We know who it is just from the bulk.

Dude in front with the super wide-angle lens is ready for her to walk past.

i hear black is supposed to be slimming

Miami’s interpretation of Pamplona’s bull run – “The Waddling of the Cows.”

jesus is there not 2 mirrors in her stall? What’s with the lumpy(forget the huge) ass? GET SOME SPANX fatass.

Good thing that zipper is made of Rearden Steel! Get it?!? Because it’s super-strong, and it’s her super-rear! No? Fuck you, Ayn Rand; 1200 pages for nothing.

Is it cannibalism if you wear your nephew once removed as footwear?

“That’s a great Biiig Assssss”

MOO. wtf … ivory and white together ? Ugh.

Shouldn’t they be lining those things up on the east coast?

looks like a sad moby dick.

Is Kanye still dressing her? This outfit looks more like something she would have worn pre-Kayne because it’s lacking the leather mini skirt and ill fitting tops.

MOO

Chazar! That’s Hebrew for fat pig!

That’s a catASStrophe.

Don’t try to understand ‘em
Just rope, throw, and brand ‘em
Soon we’ll be living high and wide.

Her ass is pentagonal.

If they’d stood on the beach at Atlantic City, they’d have saved the place.

And kim is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

They should have just stuffed her with beans and then pointed that thing at Sandy, pppffffffftttt… no more hurricane.

I don’t see a thumbnail for this picture, just the text “Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian.”

Photo Boy must lie awake at night twitching, every thought transformed into a cluster of names and body parts: “Coco Cleavage J-Lo Love Hewitt Sideboob Hefty Bag full of Ass”

Remember when she would hide her ass from the paps.
I miss the good old days.

Kim…Girlfriend…let’s talk: You’ve always been a very attractive woman. In fact, the first time I ever saw your picture, you took my breath away. But, darling girl, I think it’s about time you did something about your butt. It’s growing out of control and getting to the point where people look at your ass and realize just how fucking stupid you are! xoxox Much Love, vito
PS: Do something with that whiny voice and dump that shithead you call a boyfriend!