Jennifer Lopez performing in Rotterdam, Holland. (October 29, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
What an odd place for a set list.
You could fit the Declaration of Independence on that ass.
But thats not what I want to put on that ass!!!
I heard MILF gangbangs were the coming thing in porn . . .
DANCER ON LEFT: “Rotter-DAYUM!”
Doody bubble inspection.
Yes mam, it’s hemorrhoids
The show was stopped when Tyrone realized the muffled cry for help was coming from Ms Lopez’s sphincter. The missing backup dancer had been found!
Puerto Ricans even make going to the proctologist look like fun.
Fuck you asshole, she IS NOT Puertorican, she is Newyorican.
Says the Puerto Rican so proud of his heritage he thinks it’s all one word.
Oye pendejo, if her dad is PR, and her mom is PR, then she’s PR …newyorkrican is NOT a nationality
In other news, a Bubble-forming super-massive black hole was found today.
No, seriously: http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/news/science/bubbleforming-supermassive-black-hole-found/article4046849.ece
Ordinarily I would be impressed that she re-uses clothes, but for god’s sake GET A NEW COSTUME!!
I was going to bring this up as well. When most people wear the same clothes every day, we call them homeless.
I thought she must be in graduate school.
May I present to you: Miss Steamy Nicks!
This is one spitroast I don’t want to see happen.
Yes, confirmed: clean and shave….
lip sync, her ass!
So JLo, your motivation in this scene is while Jack’s Load fucks you in the ass and Black Hammer sticks a cock in your face you’re still not sure if you’re in love with the gardener next door. ACTION!
Another MILF fallen into the 50 Shades of Grey trap.
The secret is to jump in feet first, without bending the knees.
The guy on the left is beta testing Google Ass.
She’s now star attraction at the Bananenbar? Dang.
This is all wrong! Gangnam style dictates you yell into her ass!
If you’re doing it right it will echo back.
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