superficial

  1. Happy_Evil_Dude

    “The fuck is holding onto my arm?” thought fat hispanic Orlando Bloom

  2. tom

    Gross!!!

  3. neo

    I’ll stick my peen in her ad lick her ass crack when she is done shitting. I would.

  4. Inner Retard

    Her escort is reconsidering his fee schedule and thinking about requesting pictures before accepting a job.

  5. I'mCool

    I think I’ve seen this.
    She’s a replicant, right?

  6. ill fitting suit. ill making cow.

  7. “Oh, I simply must have one of those new Ke$ha Baby G watches”, said absolutely no one.

  8. She’s a 2-1 favorite for next year’s Belmont.

  9. Ha! The old pencil shavings in the baseball hat trick! Gets ‘em every time.

  10. Jamriqua

    you’d think the symbian in her leg would be a little more subtle

  11. cabora

    why is she still here?

  12. Mary Feeney

    If intelligent extraterrestrial life forms exist that have the capacity to contact us, no one should wonder why it hasn’t. For why would any intelligent life form anywhere in the universe want to make contact with a planet where a thing like “Ke$ha” is considered remotely significant and important?

  13. journalschism

    It’s a goddamn travesty that first responders have to beg for a cost of living increase, and this talent-free POS is probably banking tons of cash for watches no one will buy.

  14. Rosie the Riveting

    Yup. No, still don’t care.

  15. Senor Trout

    She’d be better off unveiling a product she could use, like ‘Ke$ha’s Kustom Paper Bags to Wear On Your Head While Fucking So The Guy Doesn’t Puke His God-Damn Guts Out When He Looks At You’

  16. AZ

    amber rose

  17. LilDeuceDeuce

    When my daughter was born, my wife and I decided to look up what song was #1 on the charts the day she was born. I was filled with sadness and fury to learn that the #1 song was “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha.

  18. You know you aren’t doing well when your security dude has to be your escort and you can’t even afford to buy him a suit that fits. Also, you know you aren’t doing well when your name is, “Kesha” or “Ke dollar-sign ha” or what-ever-the-fuck this future center squares name is.

  19. Audrey Jo

    Oil on the side, this outfit works for her. She’s got great legs.

  20. I Googled “Who Gives a Shit?” and nobody came up in the results.

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