“The fuck is holding onto my arm?” thought fat hispanic Orlando Bloom
I’ll stick my peen in her ad lick her ass crack when she is done shitting. I would.
you know thats kesha, right?
Her escort is reconsidering his fee schedule and thinking about requesting pictures before accepting a job.
I think I’ve seen this.
She’s a replicant, right?
She’s the basic greasy model.
I believe it’s the Crisco-6 model.
ill fitting suit. ill making cow.
“Oh, I simply must have one of those new Ke$ha Baby G watches”, said absolutely no one.
She’s a 2-1 favorite for next year’s Belmont.
And, by strange coincidence, next year’s death pool as well.
Ha! The old pencil shavings in the baseball hat trick! Gets ’em every time.
you’d think the symbian in her leg would be a little more subtle
why is she still here?
If intelligent extraterrestrial life forms exist that have the capacity to contact us, no one should wonder why it hasn’t. For why would any intelligent life form anywhere in the universe want to make contact with a planet where a thing like “Ke$ha” is considered remotely significant and important?
Indeed Mary, indeed.
I’ve always held the opinion that if there were other life forms in the universe, the smartest thing they could ever do is stay the fuck away from Earth.
I always figured they’d just start a spraying program. Giant cropdusters from space spraying Human-be-gone.
It’s a goddamn travesty that first responders have to beg for a cost of living increase, and this talent-free POS is probably banking tons of cash for watches no one will buy.
Yup. No, still don’t care.
She’d be better off unveiling a product she could use, like ‘Ke$ha’s Kustom Paper Bags to Wear On Your Head While Fucking So The Guy Doesn’t Puke His God-Damn Guts Out When He Looks At You’
When my daughter was born, my wife and I decided to look up what song was #1 on the charts the day she was born. I was filled with sadness and fury to learn that the #1 song was “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha.
You know you aren’t doing well when your security dude has to be your escort and you can’t even afford to buy him a suit that fits. Also, you know you aren’t doing well when your name is, “Kesha” or “Ke dollar-sign ha” or what-ever-the-fuck this future center squares name is.
Oil on the side, this outfit works for her. She’s got great legs.
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