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  1. ThisWillHurt

    Amanda Bynes in 10 years. “Make me look BEAUTIFUUUUUUUUUUUL!”

  2. zomgbie

    k let me guess- u held the can of spray tan in ur right hand.

  3. cuddles

    Jesus, she’s eating my soul!!! Someone, ANYONE! Make her stop!

  4. Inner Retard

    She may be ready for her close-up but we are not.

  5. How hard is it to just listen, you guys? I said, very clearly, DON’T open the Ark. Geez.

  6. Look kids I know it’s just a coincidence that your dog just had 101 puppies, but to be on the safe side, RUN!

  7. Carol Vorderman says, “Remote controlled butt plugs are ahhhhhhhh .. sssooommeeee!”

  8. That is… literally… a face lift.

  9. Stating the obvious

    ahha ahaaa aaaaahhhhhh Pool Boy…. DANCE!

  10. “Doctor, are you just going to leave her face like that?”

    “Nurse, do I look like a miracle worker? I fixed the tits, but there’s only so many times you can cut and splice the facial muscles.

  11. cc

    The Daily Mirror Pride of Britain Awards? If the entire event isn’t dedicated to Kelly Brook, heads will roll.

  12. I hope to the god that doesn’t exist that her O face doesn’t look like that.

  13. The Pope

    If you stare at this picture for ten minutes, you’ll then notice that she does indeed have a face.

  14. Allison Wunderlan

    Typo. “Pride” should read “Bride” and “Britain” should read “Frankenstein”.

  15. Rosie the Riveting

    I’m sorry, but her right arm is completely white. WTF is wrong with British tanning booths?!

  16. right

    Great set of tits!

  17. EricLR

    Hey, pretty good Jennifer Love Hewitt impression. But you really need the multiple wedding ring props to complete the look.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Disclaimer: After sex, you will never get rid of me…NEVER!!

  19. Nice jugs, but the rest is a fucking mess!

  20. tlmck

    Is she related to Tyra?

  21. lolwhat

    PENIS?!??!?

  22. WOW!!! This gal has a dynamite set…of teeth!

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