superficial

  1. “I know it’s touching the floor again…
    Just smile and let me roll it back up when he leaves…”

  2. ThisWillHurt

    Jennifer Westfeldt seen right before she shot Greedo from under the table with John Hamm’s penis.

    • Swearin

      Now that Disney owns it, they’ll turn it into a flashlight or water gun or something

      • anonymous

        WTF? This is Disney not Sesame Street. You know they own Marvel. Where’s the squirt guns in those movies?

        Considering George Lucas has been ruining Star Wars since the 80′s every time he puts out a newer version of the same movies, I’m looking forward to seeing what they do.

      • Jonesy

        Since the 80′s?

  3. it had to be said

    Definitely using both hands.

  4. Inner Retard

    Too easy. Just too easy.

  5. Damn she has an enormous vagina.

  6. Joe

    She’s got that smug “Yeah, I can take it all” look, doesn’t she?

  7. An American Tail 3: Fievel Goes Hamm

  8. Just swallow, already.

  9. While everyone else is having Cordon Bleu, she’s enjoying the sausage.

  10. Jimmy Weiner

    Jon Hamm doesn’t get handjobs. He gets handsjobs.

  11. Hugh Jazz

    Testes, testes, one… two… three?

  12. “Its like arm wrestling Peter Dinklage,!”

  13. Rhettropunk

    Freeze or I’ll shot.

  14. The Hamm’s bone is actually fucking her in this pick. The hands are there to curve it over to her side of the table.

  15. BlackanuUSAonTwitter

    “137,138,139,140…”

    “Almost there…. Keep going hunny….”

  16. Her hands are busy under that table.

  17. cc

    “Waiter! We are going to need another knapkin!”

  18. Voicer

    Sorry, but that’s definitely the look someone giving and someone getting a ‘handie’ would have…

  19. journalschism

    Courage in Journalism Awards? I assume no one was honored from the United States.

  20. EricLR

    With a can-do attitude like that, you’ll go far in Hollywood, darling!

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    The menu choices were chicken or fish, but it looks like she was more in the mood for Hamm.

  22. Y’all see blowjob/handjob, I see her eyes saying “15 years, bitches. 15 YEARS. Come on. Try for him. I dare you. See how you like living without ears.”

  23. tlmck

    She looks very pleased for some reason.

  24. FastFoodLocal151

    Man, I bet she guards his package like Gollum and the ring.

  25. NattyIce

    Wow, and here I thought it would have been her knees to be the first to go.

  26. Poor Jennifer Westfeldt looks so timid, so shy…
    “Jennifer, you are an attractive young woman. Don’t let people see you cowering like that…for the love of God, get some self-esteem, you stupid cunt!”

  27. Tron

    “Now Jon…Aim for the middle glass”

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