superficial

  1. I’m not really sure how it goes, but it’s sad and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete, when I banged a younger man’s hoes.

  2. cc

    ‘Blimey, you didn’t say there’d be someone with a camera. Keep your $500.’

  3. caley

    “I didn’t start the fire…”

  4. crb

    No, her boots don’t really have a heel on them, they’re flats. Why?

  5. That’s not Kate Gosslin, is it? Ewwww.

  6. fuckface

    “That’s right. I have her picking up my dog’s shit. What of it?”

  7. Ron Burgundy

    Fuck it! I not gonna make it up the stairs. I’m shitting in my pants right here!

  8. “Woo-wee, it sure was hard going working on Breaking Bad, but man, it was lots of fun. Lots of fun.”

  9. fred

    “Billy, Billy. Over here. Is that your daughter or your date?”

  10. “Now look Billy, I want your money, but you better not give me any ugly babies, okay?”

  11. “Play with me…I’M A PIANIST!!”

  12. Holy Crap! It’s Elton John!

  13. “Billy! Billy! Sing us something, Billy!”

    “Sure. BUUUUUUUUUUUUU—”

  14. I’m guessing she’s not in a New York frame of mind.

  15. Arzach

    Say what you will , but this guy banged Christine Brinkley when she was at her best (if she looks like that now imagine how it was 20 years ago)

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