superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    Wait, which one’s Chris Rock?

  2. Paddy McC

    When MLK gave his “I have a dream speech” this is what he saw in his sleep the night before…we can stop talking about race, it’s all good now.

  3. “The secret is the drums, Chris. You just crank the volume on the drums and everyone thinks you’re a genius.”

  4. JimBB

    Jesus and the Apostle Rufus, together again.

  5. Coming next week on ‘Ebony and Ivory’: Steve Albini discusses with Dave Chappelle the origins of Rapeman, microphone placement, and working with PJ Harvey.

  6. “Ha Ha Chris, I might look homeless and wear a t-shirt and basketball shorts, but I will still get helped at Barney’s before you do.”

  7. “Then Rudolph’s nose shined SO brightly that I was able to deliver toys to all the good little boys and girls!”

  8. “I’m tellin’ you… New years eve I get sooo much ass!”

  9. “So then it hit me! More cowbell!”

  10. This guy wouldn’t even know where to look to find a fuck to give.

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Shouldn’t David Ross be preparing for Game 6? Hope to God Salty isn’t starting.

    Big fucking Papi for MVP.

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