superficial

  1. My mother’s hand looks just… hold on there… There’s only one way to be sure, let me drop my trousers..

  2. zomgbie

    looks like madonna is still hangin out in the uk.

  3. Richard McBeef

    One last handie from Princess Di for old time’s sake, Chuck?

  4. Wow … so he’s the guy who found the Terminator hand from the future and caused the end of mankind as we know it? Kill him now!

  5. it had to be said

    I knew that chap back in the Raj!

  6. cc

    That’s Camila’s hand doing reaching up through that table! She’s always one for a lark.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Masterful approach, effortless extension. The moves of a man who’s never had any other job except shaking hands.

  8. tito

    “drat, diana manages to upstage me once again.”

  9. Ladi Di remaking that last scene from Carrie

  10. “I see we have a volunteer for me reach-around, ay? A little bone in the stink and a few on me dink, ay? Seriously, close the doors, would you? And someone bring me some lace to sit upon. I feel like I might throttle the royal scoundrel, if you know what I mean. Ay? Yes? Someone punch me in the scrotum!”

  11. The Brown Streak

    Yes, my new invention is like a “lazy susan” but I call it a “lazy diana”

  12. “This bonsai tree needs water.”

  13. farting old man's wife

    Grandmum is that you?

  14. “Cheeky bastard won’t even shake hands. Off with his head…oh, wait. Never mind.”

  15. karmichael

    mummy put one of these under my bed when I was young, just in case i misbahaved. i always hated mummy

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