The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.23.12

Russell Simmons and Sasha Volkova at the 2012 Angel Ball in New York City. (October 22, 2012)
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18 Comments
  1. Animal

    His hand must be dead.

    Oct 23, 2012 at 5:10 pm /  Reply /180
  2. sparkymcgee

    Money is neat!

    Oct 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm /  Reply /160
  3. Topher

    The man is a pioneer and all but he looks like a downsy idiot that just bought himself a new toy…

    Oct 23, 2012 at 5:21 pm /  Reply /220
  4. Bionic_Crouton

    From the look on his face you can tell that she still has that new whore smell.

    Oct 23, 2012 at 5:24 pm /  Reply /240
  5. wanker

    Jesus, lose the hat Russell. Even the Sentilelese tribe from the Amazon know you’re bald.

    Oct 23, 2012 at 5:31 pm /  Reply /120
  6. Randalicious

    Victoria then this. Two hookers in a row

    Oct 23, 2012 at 6:05 pm /  Reply /70
  7. Phoenix

    Fuck him and fuck that stupid hat.

    Oct 23, 2012 at 6:58 pm /  Reply /120
  8. angerinside

    “Vat you mean eez not Obama. FUCK”

    Oct 23, 2012 at 7:03 pm /  Reply /120
  9. Vlad

    After the ball he has a baseball game to umpire…in 1956

    Oct 23, 2012 at 9:32 pm /  Reply /150
  10. Liam McPoyle

    It’s a stroke victim party.

    Oct 23, 2012 at 10:25 pm /  Reply /110
  11. vitobonespur

    Can’t quite figure out what to do with that left hand, can you, Russell?

    Oct 24, 2012 at 2:58 am /  Reply /60
  12. Swearin

    Her name sounds like a Russian spy from a bad James Bond fanfic

    Oct 24, 2012 at 5:05 am /  Reply /00
  13. Vladmir

    Oh no. Is Russell dying? Russell is dying everybody…

    Oct 24, 2012 at 7:35 am /  Reply /00
  14. hijkmno

    you have to admit, it’s a helluva lot better than walking around with a pen in your hand all the time.

    Oct 24, 2012 at 10:55 am /  Reply /00
  15. schmoomiepants

    Trying to reach the butt that ain’t there.

    Oct 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm /  Reply /00
  16. caley

    He completely looks like Dave Chappelle playing Tiger Woods.

    Oct 25, 2012 at 2:02 am /  Reply /00

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