His hand must be dead.
Money is neat!
The man is a pioneer and all but he looks like a downsy idiot that just bought himself a new toy…
Let’s be realistic. Didn’t he?
From the look on his face you can tell that she still has that new whore smell.
Jesus, lose the hat Russell. Even the Sentilelese tribe from the Amazon know you’re bald.
Victoria then this. Two hookers in a row
Fuck him and fuck that stupid hat.
“Vat you mean eez not Obama. FUCK”
After the ball he has a baseball game to umpire…in 1956
It’s a stroke victim party.
Can’t quite figure out what to do with that left hand, can you, Russell?
Her name sounds like a Russian spy from a bad James Bond fanfic
Oh no. Is Russell dying? Russell is dying everybody…
you have to admit, it’s a helluva lot better than walking around with a pen in your hand all the time.
Trying to reach the butt that ain’t there.
He completely looks like Dave Chappelle playing Tiger Woods.
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Russell Simmons and Sasha Volkova at the 2012 Angel Ball in New York City. (October 22, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN