This is what happens when you leave Kelly Brook. You get fat and marry a spice girl.
Looper ll : Loopier
he’s got the third best-looking gourd in the shot.
When did Billy Zane become a Bruce Willis impersonator?
I thought Hugo was a puppet.
It’s worse than we thought, doctor… He’s gone full cue ball.
Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude.
Such a shame. He had so much potential.
Yeah, remember back in the day when he raped Nicole Kidman on that boat? Good times.
My step dad has cancer, I’m probably diabetic, and I pulled the life support from my biological dad, yet every time I see Kelly Brook’s ex here, I think ‘Man, at least I’m not THAT guy!’
That’s right, people, look at my Hamm!
Billy and the pumpkin go to the same barber.
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