Gere calls him Lemmiwinks. True story.

Wow, how his butt gerbil has grown.

“So then Richard actually admitted he watches South Park too, and the rest is history…”

Too easy.

The Dalai Lama told Richard, “As long as the gerbil survives, this does not violate the precepts.”

Is this the Weekend at Bernie’s sequel?

Sorry, Richard gets a little drained after I insert the gerbil these days.

“We make sand mandalas and give each other hand-jobs. Don’t judge. We are spiritual.”

Why do people keep saying that everyone in Hollywood is gay?

“Mr. Gere is going to fill me with spirituality! I assume that’s his euphemism for sodomy!”

Here are two gentlemen who are obviously quite secure in their masculinity. R-r-i-i-g-h-t…??? *wink-winkety-wink-wink*

Jareckiwinks, your journey will be long….

Yeas, my boyfriend is a silver fox… Why, thank you, he IS handsomer than Anderson Cooper!