1. Thought it was John Hamm’s penis, then I realized it was her veiny right arm.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    A-Rod realizes that the key to any successful relationship is having a partner that can beat you in arm wrestling.

  3. Kojak

    Van Damme got boobs…

  4. Cock Dr

    She’s all pumped up from shopping. Makes me wonder what’s in the bags.

  5. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Looks like she took some A-Roids.

  6. Jonesy

    I don’t know where my breasts are taking me! Help!

  7. Her arm has a case of cock- vein.

  8. Put It In

    Hammer toes

  9. Hella fit, which is always nice, but the malformed toe due to years of imbecilic footwear choices is a huge turn-off.

  10. EricLr

    In her defense, *someone* has to protect John Connor until he’s old enough to take care of himself.

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