Thought it was John Hamm’s penis, then I realized it was her veiny right arm.
A-Rod realizes that the key to any successful relationship is having a partner that can beat you in arm wrestling.
Van Damme got boobs…
She’s all pumped up from shopping. Makes me wonder what’s in the bags.
Looks like she took some A-Roids.
I don’t know where my breasts are taking me! Help!
Her arm has a case of cock- vein.
Hella fit, which is always nice, but the malformed toe due to years of imbecilic footwear choices is a huge turn-off.
In her defense, *someone* has to protect John Connor until he’s old enough to take care of himself.
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