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  1. She named her kid after the gay dude from “Too Close for Comfort?”

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23/jim-j-bullock-157_220.jpg[/img]

    • Col. Bat Guano

      Jim J. Buttocks is like Candyman. Say his name three times in a mirror and he shows up for dinner. And doesn’t leave. Ever.

    • No, I’m pretty sure, the kid was named after our Fifth President James Monroe. Architect of the Monroe Doctrine and the President to first oversaw the implementation of the Missouri Compromise. The Monroe presidency occurred at at time of relative political peace, due to the waning Federalist movement and the retreat of the established European powers from North American

      Hate to be rude, but it’s kind of obvious.

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23/Monroe%20image-340_415.jpg[/img]

    • Bionic_Crouton

      She was going to name her daughter after Marilyn Monroe, except she couldn’t spell Marilyn and did not want her daughter’ to be associated with a diva bitch.

  2. DeucePickle

    I didn’t know they made bi-focals that small.

    • Josephus

      I didn’t know they made douchebags that small.

      • Trek Girl

        I know, dude. Where does that little girl get off looking exactly like what she is – a little girl. The bow in the hair, the tights, the dress, the corrective lenses…what a douche.

        Oh, my mistake – that’s what you are.

  3. if those little glasses are just for ‘looks’ someone needs to call CPS.

  4. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Im relieved to know Im not the only one who found themelves reading that in a Ted Knight voice. “Munn-ROE”

  5. Bigalkie

    She looks like a simian.. Another delusional idiot. Her husband has a lot of side tail for sure..

  6. Bad Mariah!!!…Monroe is not a bullet proof vest

  7. Anthony

    Wait, what is that race and how did it happen?

  8. I hope that little girl grows up to have a different mom.

  9. Joaquin ingles

    Pumpkinhead 5: Lil’ Curcubita

  10. Cocksider

    Chimp

  11. tlmck

    Big diva and little diva.

  12. Bigalkie

    The worst part of this: That poor kid had to pose for 137 shots until the delusional pig said that her team of photographers had it just right.

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