She named her kid after the gay dude from “Too Close for Comfort?”
Jim J. Buttocks is like Candyman. Say his name three times in a mirror and he shows up for dinner. And doesn’t leave. Ever.
No, I’m pretty sure, the kid was named after our Fifth President James Monroe. Architect of the Monroe Doctrine and the President to first oversaw the implementation of the Missouri Compromise. The Monroe presidency occurred at at time of relative political peace, due to the waning Federalist movement and the retreat of the established European powers from North American
Hate to be rude, but it’s kind of obvious.
She was going to name her daughter after Marilyn Monroe, except she couldn’t spell Marilyn and did not want her daughter’ to be associated with a diva bitch.
I didn’t know they made bi-focals that small.
I didn’t know they made douchebags that small.
I know, dude. Where does that little girl get off looking exactly like what she is – a little girl. The bow in the hair, the tights, the dress, the corrective lenses…what a douche.
Oh, my mistake – that’s what you are.
if those little glasses are just for ‘looks’ someone needs to call CPS.
Nope, those are real corrective lenses.
ok then. but damn her ass (Mom’s) looks HORRIBLE. lol.
Im relieved to know Im not the only one who found themelves reading that in a Ted Knight voice. “Munn-ROE”
She looks like a simian.. Another delusional idiot. Her husband has a lot of side tail for sure..
Return To The Planet Of The Apes. Please.
Dr. Cornelius I presume.
Bad Mariah!!!…Monroe is not a bullet proof vest
Wait, what is that race and how did it happen?
I hope that little girl grows up to have a different mom.
“Mommy am I adopted?”
“Of course not sweetie.”
Pumpkinhead 5: Lil’ Curcubita
Big diva and little diva.
The worst part of this: That poor kid had to pose for 137 shots until the delusional pig said that her team of photographers had it just right.
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