Is that jumpsuit glued on? She wears that thing 24/7.
When she first put it on it wasn’t even encrusted…
That thing has its own gravity….those are star tracks heading to the black hole.
Mexican granny butt….mmmmmmm……
Isn’t she Puerto Rican?
No, she is OF Puerto Rican descent, or newyorican. NOT the same.
Ah. Thanks for the info.
There’s the alternative energy to windmills.
3 dollar bill.
When i just look at the picture, I’m like, “well that’s a pretty cool ass”…then i read who’s ass that is and I’m like, “nevermind.”
So she looks good, except for the fact that it’s JLo? Reminds me of an Elton John fan who, hearing that EJ is gay, decided he no longer likes Elton John’s music.
Eh, I probably still would. If I didn’t have anything better to do.
That’s probably one of the sweetest ass shots I’ve seen of her.
Kind of a misleading caption. Sure, Jennifer Lopez is in the photo, up on the screen, but you would think you’d mention that she’s touring with the world’s largest disco ball as well.
I’m not even going to joke…she looks ridiculous. (toss into the trash with Kim K.)
That is quite a sparkly caboose she’s got there.
She’s so fucking gross.
Frank.. When you’re right.. You’re right.. She is fucking gross.
Looks like a load’s about to just fall right out.
agreed – she needs to put it away already
“The typical mating posture of all other primates involves the rear approach of the male to the female. She lifts her rear end and directs it towards the male. Her genital region is visually presented backwards to him. He sees it, moves towards her, and mounts her from behind.” – Desmond Morris, The Naked Ape 1967
There once was an ass
Owned by J-Lo
That once released gas
Onto the front row
…I must have missed that Dr. Seuss classic.
JLo ‘s recycling efforts continue, as she once again dons one of Britney Spears abandoned stage costumes. It takes several years before JLo can wear any of the treasurers she claims from the trashcan of our meth loving starlet… you see, it takes a thousand mice, with a thousand needles, a thousand days to sew in a zipper strong enough to keep her ass from causing the entire thing to explode….
The stage crew is like “I didn’t bring any smoke. Did you bring smoke.”
She is the precursor to Kim K. so she gets a retroactive “Fuck you”.
In every photo like this there’s nothing I can focus on in the background.
I bet Affleck thanks his lucky stars every day, he escaped that…
I would be too.
I keep hearing Cartman’s voice saying, “Taco flavored keeses”
I’m a flawed man of weak principles. Part of me knows I should scoff and casually keep walking, but the other, baser part of me is already munching on dat thang like there’s no tomorrow.
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