superficial

  1. Is that jumpsuit glued on? She wears that thing 24/7.

  2. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    That thing has its own gravity….those are star tracks heading to the black hole.

  3. Randalicious

    Mexican granny butt….mmmmmmm……

  4. Kojak

    3 dollar bill.

  5. DeucePickle

    When i just look at the picture, I’m like, “well that’s a pretty cool ass”…then i read who’s ass that is and I’m like, “nevermind.”

    • So she looks good, except for the fact that it’s JLo? Reminds me of an Elton John fan who, hearing that EJ is gay, decided he no longer likes Elton John’s music.

  6. Sheppy

    Eh, I probably still would. If I didn’t have anything better to do.

  7. Deacon Jones

    That’s probably one of the sweetest ass shots I’ve seen of her.

  8. Josephus

    Kind of a misleading caption. Sure, Jennifer Lopez is in the photo, up on the screen, but you would think you’d mention that she’s touring with the world’s largest disco ball as well.

  9. neo

    I’m not even going to joke…she looks ridiculous. (toss into the trash with Kim K.)

  10. Cock Dr

    That is quite a sparkly caboose she’s got there.

  11. frank

    She’s so fucking gross.

  12. Mary Feeney

    “The typical mating posture of all other primates involves the rear approach of the male to the female. She lifts her rear end and directs it towards the male. Her genital region is visually presented backwards to him. He sees it, moves towards her, and mounts her from behind.” – Desmond Morris, The Naked Ape 1967

  13. Happy_Evil_Dude

    There once was an ass
    Owned by J-Lo
    That once released gas
    Onto the front row

    …I must have missed that Dr. Seuss classic.

  14. RPM

    JLo ‘s recycling efforts continue, as she once again dons one of Britney Spears abandoned stage costumes. It takes several years before JLo can wear any of the treasurers she claims from the trashcan of our meth loving starlet… you see, it takes a thousand mice, with a thousand needles, a thousand days to sew in a zipper strong enough to keep her ass from causing the entire thing to explode….

  15. The stage crew is like “I didn’t bring any smoke. Did you bring smoke.”

  16. She is the precursor to Kim K. so she gets a retroactive “Fuck you”.

  17. In every photo like this there’s nothing I can focus on in the background.

  18. Vladmir

    I bet Affleck thanks his lucky stars every day, he escaped that…

  19. I’m a flawed man of weak principles. Part of me knows I should scoff and casually keep walking, but the other, baser part of me is already munching on dat thang like there’s no tomorrow.

  20. EricLr

    Stop singing!

  21. Be careful, JLo. Kris Jenner is about to adopt you.

  22. AndrewMacCloud

    awesome, defying all laws of known physics!!!

    I’m into you ;I’m into you , yeah !!!!!!!!!!

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